Red River, Red River

It's just another day in paradise, here in Canada. There is frost on the pumpkins, and a chill in the air outside. Inside the weather is fine. Joseph is ready for seminary, and it is important to him to be on time. He is as fine of a son as any man could ask.

And what, you may ask, is the reason for the content? Why, it is Red River cereal, my friends. The Original, High in Fibre, Red River Hot Cereal, 100% Natural, No Additives. You might also be interested in knowing that it contains less than 4mg of sodium, no cholesterol, and 2.8 g of fat. This stuff puts other hot cereals to shame, and it can be dressed up with any number or combinations of additional flavorings, like peanut butter, or brown sugar, or (my favorite) a dash or real maple syrup.

You can pretend you are Goldie Locks, and choose the papa bowl, or the mama bowl. Or, if you desire to escape the rat race for a bit, and want to unwind in the Great Wild North (sorry, no snow yet, just flurries for 3 days so far), we will make you your very own bowl.

Hugs and Kisses,

Alan