Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Ginger Bread

In northern Alberta, one's truck is often a statement of epic proportions. For our Young Men's program this year we made quite a statement. Our Ward Christmas is this coming Friday night, and there will be a contest for decorated ginger bread houses. Well, young men do not do so well with frilly ginger bread houses, Right Lanette?

But trucks??!! To quote my good friend Tim Allen - "Oh! Oh! Oh!" Boys love trucks. I did not realize how much work it is to make ginger bread. My hat is off to Lanette for hosting us for so many years at her house, and working so hard to get ready for the FHE to decorate.


The wheels are authentic Tim Horton's Cruellers. The blower on the motor is by Snickers. The exhaust stacks (still waiting to be installed) will be candy canes. The bed liner is after dinner mints. Gum Drop lights and can you see the bug on the wind shield? And what would a great ruck be without a flame paint job? In keeping with tradition, we filled the cab and engine compartment with loose candies as a surprise for the lucky YM that gets to take the truck home after the party. (We will draw names out of a hat of all the boys that worked on the truck)

We found the pattern in a Canadian Living magazine, and I drew the pattern. We then redid the pattern half size so we could get the chassis platform on one cookie sheet. The original truck was huge, and way too big to be useful. I only made on batch of ginger bread for the parts, and barely had enough to build the smaller truck. I guess the instructions were written by a Texan where everything is too big. Of course, they say Alberta is the Texas of the North...

Happy holidays to all. Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah.
We are looking forward to visits of family and friends all through the holidays, beginning this week when Michelle's brother comes is for a few days. From the heat of Baghdad to the Tundra around Fort Mac. We have a good coat for him.
to be continued...


Wednesday, October 20, 2010

A Thousand Words

This is a mental picture because cameras do no justice to the landscape.

The ribbon of highway stretches into eternity, but it doesn’t matter, this roadway always takes me to a wonderful place - home. The asphalt varies in age as the trip winds through the country side. The new sections are as comfortable as sitting in an easy chair in the living room, but they are few and relatively short. Most of the road is old, patched occasionally with new pavement like the knees of your favorite pair of jeans. The patched knees were never as comfortable as the original jeans, but they did extend the useful life of the pants, so you just put up with them. For most stretches the road is ancient, but since the road is so important to the livelihood of the province, the road is never closed for reconstruction.

New twinned lengths are under construction, but the progress seems slower than the coming of spring every year. At some point, the road will become a four lane divided highway, but most people assume the Second Coming will upstage the completion of the new roadway.

Random strings of asphalt emulsion litter the pavement for endless stretches in squiggles as though a toddler was practicing writing her name on a sidewalk with chalk. The emulsion seals the cracks on the surface of the road, but they also create a totally unorganized cacophony that can lull you into a stupor as the road disappears in the rear view mirrors. On wet nights the squiggles shine in the approaching head lights without rhyme or reason.

To me, because of the ultimate destination, the road is beautiful, and the variations remind me of brush strokes on a painting viewed from too close to make out the subject. The painted road, just like the art work, has to be viewed from a comfortable distance, not scrutinized by a critic. Beauty may be an object in the eye of the beholder with art, but for the roadway, it has to be experienced as a part of the journey home

To the east, a thunderhead hovers above the horizon like a giant lump of mashed potatoes on the thanksgiving table. The mound reaches into the stratosphere just like you wished your mother would have let you pile the papas before smothering them in spicy brown gravy. The top of the clouds seem as soft as cotton balls stretched into gauzy indistinct annonynimity. Underneath the weather, the cloud fades into battleship grey as the rain settles to the earth in the distance. The remaining light of the dying day creates a bright rainbow, and a softer more subtle shadow that mimics the original like your own shadow on the sidewalk of a lazy summer day. The shadow follows the rainbow like a new puppy, sometimes disappearing for a romp in the distant trees, then jumping back out, rushing to catch up.

I marvel at the natural beauty and wonder out loud, “What does it mean?” just like the guy from Mariposa I saw on a clip on youtube.com. Before I broke down crying, I remembered three things. One, I remembered learning about the covenant of the rainbow and Noah’s Arc in Primary years ago, or eons ago according to my children. Two, I remembered that I was not a dufus, at least not that big of a dufus. Three, I remembered that it really means that sunlight is reflecting off the water vapour in the air creating a prismatic effect of visible light segmented into the primary and secondary colors. Boring, perhaps, but still beautiful to anyone lucky enough to look up and recognize a small slice of nature’s wonder.

In my mother’s kitchen, years ago, we began to use canola oil because it was supposed to be unsaturated and healthier than lard or other frying fats used back in the day in kitchens all across the southwest. As a boy I only knew that her home-made tacos tasted like heaven, and that for hours after dinner the left-over shells were still tasty, not stale, like my grandmother’s newly cooked tacos. I never really questioned the use of the new oil. As I grew older, I learned to cook by helping my mother. Learning from her was easy as she was a natural teacher and loved the “help” from a teenaged boy whose main thoughts centered around sneaking tidbits and tastes of morsels before we sat down to eat.

My wife makes her tacos like her mother did, and they are better than breathing. She hovers over the stove like a search and rescue helicopter while each white corn shell is fried in canola. Each one comes out purer than Aztec gold ready to hold the rest of ingredients prepared with equal love and care. Some of our children used to stuff enough deliciousness into a single taco shell to feed small villages.

The sight of the canola in the fields is perhaps more delicious than the fried tortillas. The grain starts as tiny seeds, sown in late spring and ripening in the days when sun light grows from 6 hours into marathons of brilliance lasting more than 20 hours. Somewhere along the way the grain develops whispy crowns of new grain kernals that will ultimately provide millions of gallons of pure golden oil, but for now, another beautiful sight of northern Alberta begins to unfold.

As the grain ripens, the crowns fade from a soft green reminiscent of elementary school chalkboards covered in chalk dust at the end of mathematics lessons into gold like wheat. Then, in a truly wonderful display, the crowns start to glow yellow. Like a fire that grows from a tiny match flame into a spectacular bonfire, the yellow spreads across the fields into a brilliant inferno. The yellow is as pure as the oil will be and covers the fields like gigantic blankets laid out on lawns for a cosmic concert, interrupted at the edges by tree lines of poplar or birch or black spruce. The brightness of the yellow reminds me of Lucas and Amy Lightbrow. The afternoon sunlight only intensifies the brilliance of the yellow canola flowers to rival the searchlights at premiers of Hollywood movies.

Between the fields of canola there are fields of good old alfalfa as comfortable on the eyes as well worn sneakers are on tired feet. The alfalfa covers the gentle undulations in the fields like velvet flowing in a breeze. The alfalfa flowers are violet, blue, lilac, royal purple, and about 700 other shades in between. The tiny flowers play hide and seek as I speed along the highway peeking shyly between the leaves and quickly hiding again trying to remain annonymous.

The contrast of the alfalfa and the canola fields is as starling as cresting a hill only to see a full grown bull moose ambling along the shoulder of the road at dusk. The moose are as shy as fairies or wood nymphs, only appearing as the sun disappears below the horizon. They are however as large as pick-up trucks, which, when they appear without warning, is down-right scary. Imagine a black pickup speeding toward you, in your lane, without lights, and with total disregard for your presence or well being. Of course the moose are more spectacular than mere trucks.

Sunsets here seem to last longer than the hugs your parents used to make you give to the wrinkled old great-aunt in the stinky old rest home. Cleburn, Texas was where we had to visit monthly with my father’s great-aunt. I enjoyed listening to her stories of life on the frontier, Indian attacks, wild fires, and violent weather. We would stay until she was talked out or too tired to continue, which was really not very long, about 30 minutes, but to an 11 year-old boy, it might as well have been 4 days. Summer sunsets don’t really last 4 days, but they do last well over an hour and a half around the summer solstice.

Did you know that most beautiful sunset pictures are actually sun rises? When I was a missionary in southern Argentina, I witnessed more beautiful sun rises than baptisms. That simple fact, however, has not migrated north, or the sunsets are simply precursers of the day breaks. Most summer nights the two events are only separated by 3 to 4 hour dark grey dusks.

Both are beautiful as separate events, especially when the sky is littered with clouds. On the late Friday night drives north, I witness more sunsets and have never been disappointed like roudy children on Christmas morning when Santa forgets to stop. As the sun skids along the horizon, the colors of the sky fade in the growing dusk. I have seen the sky morph from blue to violet to grey while the fringe of the clouds start to glow like filaments in light bulbs, brighter and brighter. The evaporating cloud bodies fade from white to mauve as the sun sinks into the endless sea of trees on the horizon.

In the western sky, clouds melt into the dusk like smoke from a spent campfire seeping into a foggy grove of trees near the beach. Throughout the day the clouds have grown from small almost invisible puffs of breath into a thousand pieces of gigantic popcorn. Each cloud is as unique as the flakes of winter snows that will begin to overrun the landscape all too soon. Some of the clouds have decided to join together into a frenzy of turbulence of heat and vapor, released by the welcome rain. As the droplets cascade to the fields along the ribbon highway, the clouds melt into whisps of stretched cotton left to bid adieu to the waning day. The fleeing sun sends bright rays of polished silver through the rapidly melting clouds to illuminate random patches of the trees and fields in one last flash of beauty. One strong cloud, standing alone among his comrades, refuses to dissipate and is rewarded for his valor with a crown of silver adorning his head. All too soon, he too bows in humility, relinquishing his proud crown for soft pastels that have inspired poets across centuries. Finally, the entire cloud army surrenders to the dusk and quietly fades into the graying evening.

On the beach in California we used to welcome the sunset as it signaled the beginning of the drive home from a day of fun in the sun. From our garden in the backyard, it signaled time to kick up our feet for a few minutes before retiring for the night. In the winter we lose the daylight early, sometimes as early as 3 pm. But in the summer we revel in the time afforded to us and occasionally celebrate like Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Eventually the light diminishes to allow night to creep over the landscape.

My traveling companions only accompany me for sporadic moments as I rush through time and space. The shiest are the elk and the white-tail deer, but the beaver, moose, and ravens, lazily pause from their routines to make sure I pass safely. Usually after dark on trips where I am far behind schedule foxes or wolves will dash across the road as if playing chicken.

As I crest the hill back into civilization I am grateful for the beauty of the drive, but also grateful for the end of the trip. The prize is always hugs and kisses from my family, and the beauty of the love cannot be described in mere words.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Opening Social

It had been raining every day, nearly constantly as a matter of fact, but the youth had said they wanted to go to the lake rain or shine, so here we are. Just for the record, it did rain twice that afternoon. Once just after we arrived, for about 10 minutes, a soft but determined rain that gardeners love. The other shower (as the weatherman would describe it) was just after we finished loading the canoes for the drive back to town, and could be better described as a real frog floater.

The tent was for "just in case." It turned out to be "just right."

Yes, that is our youth in a rain squall, practicing for the upcoming canoe jousting. High temp for the day you ask? A balmy 52 degrees F.

The Deacon is invincible.

The YW off to do battle with the YM. The YW won the day with a great strategy. Face the boys until the attack, then sit down, let the testosterone take over, and the YM will leap out of the canoe on the attack, losing the game in the leap.

A victorious team returns to port after defeating the enemy and swamping their canoe.

The swamped team. Maybe the air guitar hurt their cause. Maybe it helped heal the sting of the loss.

We went in the lake, and so are you. ATTACK!!

VICTORY! (bwa-ha-ha-ha)

After consuming the hot dogs, the fire was stoked to provide some much needed heat for the youth. As they warmed up, they all began to emit steam. A rather strange sight.

At the end of the day, who is left to carry out the canoes? Those Simpson boys. They are good boys, and I am fortunate that I am related to them.
to be continued...

The Cook-off

I just like this picture of the boys in front of the house.

The combatants poised for the epic battle of the crepes - YW versus YM.
(cue the dramatic music)

The weapons - crepes.


Fully dressed for the conflict of confections.



The artist in his element, success imminent.




The heat of the pitched battle. YW liked the YW crepes, YM liked the YM crepes, but in the end...





It was all a matter of personal preference and how one dressed out his or her treat.
(fade to black)
to be continued...






August = EFY + Girls Camp

The boys went to EFY in Calgary again this year. It goes without saying how wonderful that program is, and how it helps our boys (and maybe other kids too) build strong testimonies of gospel truths. Their favorite class was how to face adversity and use the gospel to over come fears, trials, and difficulties. We may have a few of those.

The YM and the YW went to camp on the same week again this year, so we took some of the youth to help shop for food. They made the menus, and the shopping lists, and we just power shopped late one night to get all the goodies.
YW at Camp Wright. Just outside of the town of Athabasca, this a little slice of heaven in the middle of paradise.
For the evening fire side chats and roasts.
One small step for YW...
How to make kindling without first aid.
Learning to build a small inferno...
...to cook delicious things.
One of the Gourmets.
Here is First Aid Girl's Camp style. See the broken bone (stick)? See the bandage to staunch the flow of blood from the wound?
See the happy victim on his way to the ambulance?
A little music to sooth the soul and calm the nerves.
Crafts.
The end of the day, at about 10:30 or so.
The accomodations. This is camping? Any "rougher" and the cleaning staff would be by between 10 and noon to change the sheets and towels...
At the end of the week, the sleep deprivation begins to catch up to the happy campers.
to be continued...

Alberta Summer Games - Peace River, Alberta - July 2010

The stylin' new uniforms.

A Side-Out at one of the games. Joseph and Samuel are the Props (the guys that lift and scrum). The Jumper, Nate, will get the ball from the Scrumhalf, Sean. The opposition will try to stop the juggernaut...

The train is a rollin'... Joseph and Samuel are behind Nate, and fixin' to carry him over the Try Line to score. Lots of grunting and huffing and puffing here too.


After the game, we are all smiles. The Games were lots of fun for the whole family.



The view from our back patio.




Another window box on the patio rail.





This is the view from the back yard, and it is almost the same from the street behind the house. Michelle has a beautiful garden, a regular paradise.






The garden boxes. This is early in the year, before everything was mature. Unfortunately, as soon as things were full grown, the fall settled in hard and early - including snow flurries on September 15th. It looks like winter will be here all too soon, but we will look forward to nest spring and summer.
to be continued...







Monday, July 26, 2010

Guess Who is Coming for Dinner

Jacob came home for a visit this week. He drove from Rexburg to Lethbridge, then rode the bus to Edmonton, then rode with Alan to Fort Mac.

He said nothing had changed until he saw Joseph and Samuel. Jacob is now the runt of the family (excluding me - I have been too short for a long time). He also changed his tune when he saw some of the construction going on around town.

Most of the families at church were also glad to see him. He will be here until Wednesday, when he has to make the trek back home.

Joseph and Samuel just got back from Peace River, where they played in the Alberta Summer Games, representing Zone 7 in Rugby. They had a great time, and the experience was really good. Michelle drove over there (10 hours each way) to see the games, and Alan drove up from Edmonton one day too. More on the trip in an upcoming post.
Anyone up for a little family scrum?
to be continued...

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Endless Summer

So, what is it that makes a good summer into a GREAT one? Grilled burgers are a good start. Cooking beef on a charcoal fire is the only way to go, in my opinion. Am I bragging? Yes, I am. But you see, the catch is that I did not cook these beauties. Samuel did. I was stuck in Edmonton, 500 km away, eating a salad from McDonald's.

There is a small burger chain in the southwest USA called What-a-Burger. It is what every burger aspires to be. There are other great burger places around the country too, but they all share a few things in common: good beef, fresh salad, and jalapeno peppers. Good burgers are improved 100 fold (or so) with a good chile (jalapeno or Hatch Green Chiles are the tops in our family)

OK, I guess you can add other things too. See the freshest lettuce in the world? From the garden to the burger in less than 60 seconds, past the taste buds to the thankful stomach in another 60 or so... mmmmmmmmmm...

The boys and friends after the end of the school year.
"Dad, Can we have a fire in the fire pit to make s'mores?"
Yes.
"Thanks, by the way, there are a few friends coming over too."
Notice it is dark outside? in the summer here, that means it is after 11 pm already. I guess I'm just getting old. Did anyone really ever stay up later than sunset anyway?

Our (meaning Michelle's) garden. She has not lost her magic touch, even in a short growing season.

One of my favorite pics of the back deck garden.

Another favorite of the front.

Guess what happened here... (think Dr. Nefario and the new weapon for Gru) BTW, we recommend the movie Despicable Me. Quite funny for parents of any age/stage/time/epoch/etc.

My beautiful wife on the shores of the Athabasca River.
to be continued...